tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5210826519167298291.post957168786714797200..comments2023-10-30T06:58:38.782-04:00Comments on X-Ray Blues: Playing bocce in the mountainsMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12990813323629462601noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5210826519167298291.post-42271297451478215702007-06-24T09:03:00.000-04:002007-06-24T09:03:00.000-04:00There's a landfill in my town that would make a GR...There's a landfill in my town that would make a GREAT sledding hill. The methane vents would add excitement in the form of obstacles to avoid. The REALLY fun part would come at the bottom of the hill, where the landfill butts against a busy highway.RedImperatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07418824146041312104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5210826519167298291.post-43122640087098905872007-06-24T04:41:00.000-04:002007-06-24T04:41:00.000-04:00Maybe that's why I have no love of the Sun Belt or...<I>Maybe that's why I have no love of the Sun Belt or anyplace else that doesn't get a proper winter. I need the winter to recharge my batteries, to get myself psychically prepared for summer again.</I><BR/><BR/>I think this is the part where I'm supposed to insert some shtick about global warming and how even New Jersey might not get winters soon.<BR/><BR/>If we ever stop global warming, though, I think New Jersey could get in on the skiing market. You could open some resorts on the landfills, with chair lifts and everything. People would ski down them and try to ignore the smell and the fact that they accidentally speared a two-year-old Big Mac with one of their ski poles.Metatwaddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798743144104017902noreply@blogger.com